Bingo Joke

Manne · #1 (**permalink**) 10-08-2007, 02:43 PM

A wife comes home at 3-am, wearing an enormous diamond ring. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where she got the ring
*I won it playing BINGO*, she says, *run me a bath will you, I want to soak.*

The next night the wife comes home at 3-am again, this time she’s wearing a beautiful fur coat. Again her husband meets her at the door and asks her where the coat came from.

*I won again at the BINGO*, she says, *now be a darling and run me a bath will you?*

The next night the wife gets home at 3-am, this time driving a brand new convertible. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where on earth she got the new car from.

*Can you believe it, I won it playing BINGO! Now run me a bath so I can relax.*

She undresses, goes into the bathroom and then comes right back out. *Why did you only put one inch of water in the bathtub?* she asks.

Well - her husband answers, *I didn’t want you to get your bingo card wet*

gilipsie · #2 (**permalink**) 10-09-2007, 02:46 AM

At first I didn't catch it but after reading a couple of times, I got the idea of what you were saying! Ha Ha Ha.

mike · #3 (**permalink**) 10-22-2007, 11:27 AM

ha ha ha nice one

BingoFriendsForever · #4 (**permalink**) 11-07-2007, 02:00 AM

lol. That's a good one